It’s safe to say that this runner continues to come in “turd” place!
A Colorado Springs family has been spending weeks trying to get to the bottom of “The Mad Pooper” mystery! A woman keeps defecating right outside their house on her morning run! Just. So. Wrong.
Turns out the kids in the family caught the runner in her first squat, pants down, going about her business! “They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside and I’m like, ‘are you serious?’” Cathy Budde said. “Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?! She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’”
While it’s the first time someone had actually caught her, it definitely wouldn’t be the last! Evidently she has left behind a pile of poop at least once a week for the past several weeks.
Luckily, the homeowner can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all!
The Police Department is now involved and is just as mystified by this woman’s motives as the family is!
“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,” Sgt. Jonathan Sharketti said. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing… it’s uncharted territory for me!”
The homeowners have now been asked to help by taking pictures of her for identification. The police also mean business, as they say that the runner could be facing charges of indecent exposure and public defecation.
“I put a sign on the wall that said ‘please, I’m begging you, please stop…’ She ran by it like 15 times yesterday and still pooped,” Budde said, defeated.
The strangest part is not being able to figure out the woman’s motives. Public bathrooms are less than a block away, so that’s definitely not the reason! We can’t wait to hear more about this Mad Pooper!
Original article: ‘Mad Pooper’ Jogger Won’t Stop Defecating at Colorado Family’s House
image credit: Budde Family