Feb 28
Man Refused to Go Back to Prison… Until Pizza Arrived
28 Feb, 2019. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
A man and police officers had a standoff that nobody thought was going to come to an end. That is, until pizza show up! Pizza to the rescue! Evan Charles McLemore, 33, harassed his family using Coldplay lyrics, along with threatening violence from his ‘Nazi prison associates’ (huh?!) and ended up in a standoff with police for four hours. Police responded to the residence because of a possible battery charge, only to find McLemore had barricaded himself into a backroom. Officers attempted to try to get him to come out, but he wasn’t having it. He said he “had a…
Feb 25
Florida Mayor Accused of Playing Doctor Without a License; Fired Shots at SWAT
25 Feb, 2019. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
The Mayor of this Florida town wasn’t going down without a fight! When SWAT officers attempted to serve him a search warrant at his home recently, he fired on them as they entered the residence! Dale Massad, 68, is also the Mayor of Port Richey. We are thinking he may not last long in that role, though, because he’s just been arrested on charges of practicing medicine without a license! He will also be charged with attempted homicide. How did things go so wrong?! Massad had been under investigation for practicing medicine without a license and in fact, hadn’t been…
Feb 20
Dentist-Turned-Arsonist Made a Rookie Mistake
20 Feb, 2019. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
A dentist was recently accused of setting fire to a boathouse near his residence, but he was shocked when the police actually figured out it was him who did it. It wasn’t too hard, though, when all the police had to do was track a set of footprints from the fire that went directly to his garage! Doh! John Michael Haag, 55, ‘looked as if he were a deer in headlights’ when authorities showed up at his home.  Evidently, there had been an ongoing dispute over this boathouse with a neighbor and he finally took matters into his own hands.…
Feb 16
Driver Crashed Car While Trying to Avoid Octopus
16 Feb, 2019. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
You often hear of drivers crashing their cars because they attempted to avoid hitting an animal. But usually that animal is a deer. Or a raccoon. Maybe even a cow! But this driver swerved to “avoid an octopus” in England recently before crashing and the cops just aren’t buying it! Police were called to the scene of an accident where they found a vehicle upside-down in the ditch. They found a man, 49, who was clearly under the influence of something, but he swore he swerved to avoid hitting an octopus that he saw in the road. The officers, however,…
Feb 13
Man Charged With Identity Theft After Finding Victim’s Wallet in Fanny Pack
13 Feb, 2019. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
If you’re going to attempt to steal someone’s identity, you should probably make sure that person actually looks something like you! Julian R. Mitchell, 20, attempted to use someone else’s debit card at a Nashville bar. Unfortunately for him, the bartender knew right away something was up because the card was flagged as being lost or stolen. Mitchell was asked for his ID and handed over a driver’s license that was “plainly obvious” that it wasn’t actually him, due to a large discrepancy in height. Two strikes! Police were called over and Mitchell suddenly denied using the stolen driver’s license,…
Feb 10
Officer Reports His Gun Was Stolen… by Strippers
10 Feb, 2019. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
A police officer in Boston is in big trouble and has found himself on a little paid vacation while he faces an internal affairs investigation after a little trip to a local strip club. Why? Because two of the strippers managed to steal his gun! While the officer’s name has yet to be released, it has been reported that his gun was stolen from a parked car at a Hampton Inn during the middle of the night. The gun was a Glock 22 that was proven to be owned by the Boston Police Department. It was said to be locked…
Feb 6
Women Arrested for DUI of Vanilla Extract
6 Feb, 2019. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
A woman in Connecticut was recently charged with driving under the influence. What was her drink of choice, you ask? Oh, just your typical bottle of vanilla extract. Which, in case you didn’t know, has a significant amount of alcohol! Stefanie Warner-Grise, 50, was found passed out at an intersection in the middle of the afternoon by a police officer. The officer found not just one, but SEVERAL bottles of pure vanilla extract inside her car and also detected the odor of vanilla on her breath. When she finally woke up, her speech was slurred and she was unable to…
Feb 3
Creep Tricks Woman Into Sex… We Hope Sweet Karma Joins Him in Federal Prison
3 Feb, 2019. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
This guy is definitely the winner of the Biggest Creep award. We’re still absolutely sickened at what this man did. Mario Antoine, 34, has been sentenced to 10 years in prison after he was caught tricking women into having sex with him under the false pretense that they were auditioning for adult films. Even more disgusting, he was a wedding photographer who was probably preying on everyone he could at every celebration. Antoine created numerous online aliases and posed as a talent agent, manager and photographer for fake pornography companies with names like “Playboy Worldwide,” “Dash Agency” and “Playboy Asia.”…
Feb 1
Florida Man Steals Laxatives, Thinking They Were Opioids
1 Feb, 2019. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
When you think you’re stealing a powerful opioid, only to find it was laxatives, it makes for an awkward day! That’s what recently happened to Peter Hans Emery, Jr., 56, who was in for quite the rude awakening. He was arrested after police say he stole pills that were labeled as Hydrocodone Acetaminophen. However, Emery quickly learned were actually laxatives… you know… the kind that promise “gentle, dependable overnight relief.” So who got him into this mess to begin with? Well techinically this was his own fault, but the pills belonged to his roommate, Jayme Ream. Ream decided to set…