Feb 28
Wealthy Woman Claims Driveway is Too Long; Asks Drunk Driving Ban be Lifted
28 Feb, 2018. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
Leave it to a rich woman in Europe to try to work her way around the law… like lifitng a ban to be able to drink all she wants and drive! She is currently facing a drunk-driving ban, but claims her driveway is too long to reasonably be expected to not actually drive down it with her car. Talk about first world problems! As expected, there was laughter in court when Barbara Woodward, 56, had her lawyer insist she would struggle to continually walk the quarter of a mile from her house to the main road to get a ride.…
Feb 26
Woman Poops Pants in Order to Hide Drugs & Avoid Arrest
26 Feb, 2018. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
This is one you don’t hear everyday… A Texas woman recently tried to hide evidence during an arrest by pooping her pants. The purpose? To conceal the drugs by using her feces. Well, that’s one way to go about it! Police were investigating a report of a theft at a grocery store when they had to subdue a female suspect to take her into custody. Shannen Martin wasn’t going to go quietly, though! The cops placed her in the back of a police cruiser where they claimed she intentionally defecated in her pants in order to hide a crack pipe,…
Feb 21
Panty Bandits Turn Out to be Mother/Daughter Team
21 Feb, 2018. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
For the last few months, Victoria’s Secret stores in the Los Angeles area have seen a big increase in theft from their stores. In the last 4 months alone, they have been hit by thieves on 5 separate occasions with a total loss of almost $15,000. That’s a lot of underwear! Turns out, everything was captured on surveillance video. Everytime, three suspects would fill a baby stroller with the merchandise they were stealing. One would than distract the sales staff, while the other two boogied that stroller right out of the store. Police were able to identify two of the…
Feb 19
Flight Diverted by Drunk Woman Who Threw Snacks and Flirted With Passengers
19 Feb, 2018. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
A flight headed to New York City was diverted to Washington, D.C. when a woman who had drank a few too many airport lounge drinks touched a fellow passenger’s head in an attempt to “flirt” with him, swore at others on the plane, threw food across the plane and finally busted out of the handcuffs she was placed in while crying that “nobody loves her.” Sounds like a hot mess! Robin Dorothy Ducore forced more than 100 fellow passengers off of the plane in Washington, after the uproar she caused in the sky. Ducore evidently ordered two glasses of white…
Feb 14
Streaker at Golf Tournament Says “It Was Totally Worth It”
14 Feb, 2018. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
A man recently streaked on the 17th green at the Waste Management Phoenix Open. While he says he’s “embarrassed” and “regretful,” he seemed to quickly change his mind, then saying “it was worth it” because it made people laugh! Adam Stalmach, 24, was arrested after the incident in late January. He spent five days in jail for his little streaking scene and now faces $1,500 in fines. “It sucked. Jail is not fun. It’s not a good idea,” Stalmach described. But what was he thinking when he took off his clothes and too off across the green?! “Me and my…
Feb 12
Rookie Bank Robber Gives Drivers License to Manager
12 Feb, 2018. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
You would think if you’re getting ready to rob a bank, you’d make a solid plan in your head of how things should go. That’s not what happened with this guy, however, who made a series of horrible mistakes while robbing a bank recently. Donald Towns, 41, walked out of a local bank with $1,200 in cash after appearing to show a concealed weapon to a teller. He also told the bank employees that he would kill them if they called the police. However, he was arrested 36 minutes later. Why you ask? Well, apparently, when he first went to…
Feb 9
Escaped Inmate Caught Returning to Prison With Home Cooked Food
9 Feb, 2018. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
A federal prison inmate in Texas recently escaped, but was caught running back to prison with a bag of home cooked food! There are several weird things about this headline… first, he escaped. Second, he somehow managed to score some home-cooked food and third, he ran BACK to prison! Must have been some good home cookin’! Police received a tip that inmates at the Federal Correctional Complex in Beaumont were crossing from prison grounds into private land owned by a local rancher, where they were smuggling contraband back into the facility. We’re still not sure why they just didn’t make…
Feb 7
Squirrel Gets Donut, Robbed by Another Squirrel
7 Feb, 2018. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
Turns out robbing isn’t just limited to mankind. This shocked resident in Ohio witnessed a squirrel with a very large Danish being robbed of it by another squirrel… and got it all on tape! The video shows the poor squirrel carrying the Danish through a parking lot, but it all was short-lived. Soon, a second squirrel arrived and stole the Danish right out from under the first squirrel and ran off as fast as it could! “I was cruising through a condo parking lot and this squirrel caught my eye. No one would believe this, so I whipped out my…