Apr 26
Officer Who Administered Breathalyzers Fired After Showing Up Drunk
26 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
Just because the people you work with are more often drunk than sober, it doesn’t mean you can show up to work drunk, too! Recently, a police officer in Austin, TX, whose duties included administering Breathalyzer tests, has been fired after he thought it would be fun to give himself one of those breathalyzer tests. Turns out it indicated he reported to work drunk and was quickly suspended for 60 days! Oh the irony. Turns out he drove his patrol car to the County Jail recently for a self-administered breath test that was REQUIRED for his certification. Don’t you think…
Apr 26
Cops Approach DUI Suspect, Find a Drunk Chihuahua
26 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
This sweet little three-year old, 12 pound Chihuahua named Max recently had quite the night getting drunk on Vodka! His owner, Thomas Bloedel, 44, had recently been arrested after he was spotted hitting a fence and pole with his car. When the cops arrived, Bloedel was so drunk that he could barely function. The cops found a bottle of vodka in his lap and it was open and pouring into the console of the car, which Maxwell was lapping up as quick as it was being poured. Bloedel also told the cops that he had taken two Vicodin. After the…
Apr 17
Brothel’s Effort to Hide Condoms Fails Miserably
17 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
Police in Austin uncovered a prostitution ring right in middle of a massage parlor after a waste pipe at the business became clogged. Turns out, it was destroyed by hundreds of condoms! The cops were tipped off to the possible prostitution ring from a realty company that had recently taken over a property, where one of the tenants was the massage parlor. Several other tenants also expressed concerns over the business, as well. Shortly after, an industrial disposal unit connecting the property to the city’s sewer system was found clogged with condoms, which further was given evidence that led to…
Apr 17
8-Year-Old Takes Driving Lessons on YouTube, Hits up McDonald’s
17 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
Nothing was more annoying when you were a kid when you really wanted a McDonald’s Happy Meal, but your parents said absolutely not. This boy took matters into his own hands and just drove himself! Wait, what?! This 8-year-old didn’t let a silly thing like no driver’s license stop him! He was craving a cheeseburger and figured he’d be a big help to his parents, not wake them, and take himself! Oh… and his little sister! He spent about five minutes on YouTube looking up “how to drive a car”, said it was time to go, and hit the streets……
Apr 11
Woman Steals Booze from Convenience Store, Passes Out After Leaving
11 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
Call us crazy, but generally if you don’t think you can make it through a shopping trip of buying more booze, you probably should call it a night. A 52-year-old woman walked into a store, stole the booze, but then passed out on the ground as soon as she got outside! Needless to say, she was quickly arrested and charged with theft. While the clerk originally didn’t notice what had happened, another customer had and told the clerk. They both headed outside to see where she ran off to only to discover her passed out by the front door! Not…
Apr 11
Man Released From Jail, Steals Car and Crashes Into Police Station
11 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
Police were quite shocked when a man who had only been released from jail three hours prior ended up right back in the slammer after his adventurous evening. Erick Manzano, 30, was released from jail, than managed to crash a vehicle into the police station fence and a parked patrol car. He wasn’t done there, though! He than fled on foot across the interstate, where he was eventually struck by a car. That’s a bad day! Of course, he was quickly arrested all over again, but this time he’s in jail nursing a broken leg! Evidently, the car he stole…
Apr 4
Toddler Shoots Loaded Gun At School
4 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
A woman was recently arrested after a 3-year-old boy managed to grab a loaded gun out of her purse and shoot it out the window of a parked car at a school. Abbie Maldonado, 30, had the toddler in the car with her as she went to pick up her son from the school. But she left the toddler alone in the car as she went to retrieve the other child. “Maldonado got out to walk around and left the boy unsecured in the back of the vehicle with the rear passenger door propped open so she could keep an…
Apr 4
Cocaine Transport Device: Fake Bananas
4 Apr, 2017. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
Two men have recently been arrested for transporting large quantities of cocaine in Spain. But it was their method of transportation that was a little odd. They were moving the cocaine inside fake bananas! Police made the arrest after an investigation stemming months prior, due to agents discovering the drugs in a shipment of bananas. So they began to tail the contents to build their case. Among some real bananas, the cops found 57 fake bananas that were made out of resin. They were stuffed full of about 15 ½ pounds of cocaine and even more cocaine was found hidden…