Aug 26
Man Huffs Aerosol Can, Runs Car Into a Walmart
26 Aug, 2016. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
We usually hear not to drink and drive, but this man took things to a whole new level! He is accused of huffing an aerosol can that he stole from Walmart. That’s not it, though! It made him so high, that he ended up crashing his car into the Walmart where he stole the can from. Oh the irony. Officers quickly responded to the crash, where they found his car on fire outside of the Walmart. An officer tried to put the fire out with an extinguisher, but they ended up having to wait for the fire department to arrive…
Aug 26
Fugitive’s Old Man Disguise Falls Short: Eyes Do Him In
26 Aug, 2016. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
This is totally creepy! A 30-year-old man was arrested recently, but he was in an elaborate disguise. He had been on the run for months after a series of raids in an alleged heroin distribution ring, but the cops never knew it was him. But they wised up! Shaun Miller was arrested when he walked out of a house in a molded mask that made him appear to be an old man. The cops were looking for him, and all this time, he was in an old man’s outfit right under their noses! Police realized it was a disguise, pulled…
Aug 22
If You Butt-Dial 911, Don’t Discuss Your Illegal Activities
22 Aug, 2016. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
A woman in Washington state recently learned that butt dialing the cops can be a little bit more than embarrassing. She unknowingly told a 911 operator all about her “illegal activities” when she was actually talking to her boyfriend. Oops! The woman was talking about “scratch tickets and illegal activities,” which led the cops to visit the address where the call originated from. She knew something went down, because when the cops got there, she could be heard saying that she saw the cops and would NOT be going to jail! The woman than attempted to give the cops a…
Aug 22
‘Stale’ Doughnut Lands Guy in Jail
22 Aug, 2016. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
This guy didn’t want to play by the rules! He scarfed down a doughnut and a drink at a local 7-Eleven, but when it came time to pay, he refused. Why? Because he said the doughnut was stale! “I’m not paying for it, I didn’t like it,” Daniel Schlagler, 19, said after walking out of the store. The cops were able to catch up with him quickly and he was arrested. Schlagler was eventually charged with petit larceny and criminal possession of stolen property. Of course his lawyer is 100% fighting the charges. “This is a totally bogus arrest. They…
Aug 19
Cops Accused of Running Down Groundhog with Golf Cart
19 Aug, 2016. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
Well this isn’t very nice! Two police officers in New York state have been suspended for something completely different than what you might expect a police officer to be suspended for. They apparently used a golf cart to run down and kill a poor little groundhog during a police union’s golf tournament. Say it isn’t so! Witnesses reported watching the two officers chase a groundhog near one of the golf course holes. When they got close enough, the witnesses thought they’d change direction, but instead, they ran the groundhog over and killed it. The police chief said that both officers…
Aug 19
Heroin Charges Dropped When Test Reveals it’s Brown Sugar
19 Aug, 2016. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
It’s not everyday you get arrested for possession of heroin… especially when you don’t have heroin! That’s what happened to this 28-year-old woman recently. Last month, a Bismarck woman was arrested after police officers claimed they observed a digital scale in her bra and saw her throw a syringe. While the woman was being booked, she removed a small baggie from her lady parts and attempted to swallow it. We’re not sure why, because she said it was just a bag of brown sugar. But when the cops watched her do this, they thought it was black tar heroin and…
Aug 4
Man was Picking “Magic Mushrooms” With Wild Alligator
4 Aug, 2016. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
Well, you don’t hear about this everyday! A man was recently arrested, along with three others, for allegedly picking hallucinogenic mushrooms. He also had a pet with him, a 2-foot long alligator, which the cops found in his backpack! Rick Myers, 30, was charged with possessing an American Alligator without a permit, possessing the psychedelic psilocybin mushrooms, which are often called ‘shrooms, felony violation of probation and removing natural resources from a Wildlife Management Area. Two of his buddies were also arrested and charged with possession the psychedelic mushrooms, but the fourth was able to flee the scene. He was…
Aug 4
World’s Greatest Criminal Alias Belongs to Florida Man, D*ck Face Johnson
4 Aug, 2016. 0 Comments. Blog News. Posted By: admin
Police recently arrested a man in Largo, Florida and included all of the random items in the police report that are necessary. Things like his age, weight and address. They also included an alias that the man has been going by in the past, too! Jeffrey Forrest Poole, 37, was recently arrested after the cops showed up to his house for a reported domestic disturbance. As he exited the home, he said, “I will beat every cop’s a$$!” That probably isn’t the best way to get out of trouble… but he meant it! Poole raised his fist to a cop’s…